Mid Week Humor

Okay, so this is more of an end of the week humor than mid-week humor but it's still good. As you readers know (and my entire social circle) of my deep love for all things redneck I'm sharing a redneck joke with you today. Hilarious!



Redneck Driver's License Application

Last name: ________________

First name (check appropriate box):

[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae


One more little redneck saying: You know you're a redneck if you have a "parts" tractor.

I am not saying we have one of these.....

Living out in the country with a good chuck of open space seems to invite the need to fill the space. Much like stretchy waist pants. If you wear stretchy waist pants often enough, it doesn't take long before they aren't stretchy anymore.


Anyway, one day out of the blue George called me up from his job site and said. "I bought a garden tractor today. Don't worry if you see a guy dropping one off in the yard". Hmmm, that's not something most women want to hear on the spur of the moment. Especially after I heard the words "parts tractor". "Parts" cars, tractors, what-have-yous are the start of every rural junkyard. Thankfully George curbed his junkyard aspirations and promptly fixed the tractor and it now in fully functioning form and he uses it regularly.